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  • Alisa Gutierrez Jassel

    truth, just change alarm clock to kids....

  • Desi Kat

    hahaha so true... i am not a morning person at all!

  • Sally Mayers

    true story bro. And then I get up and cheat on my bed with some coffee

  • Karen Taylor

    My bed and the jealous whore alarm clock.

  • Ann Ambler

    Humor Quote: I'm in love with my bed. But that alarm clock...

  • L. B. Sommer

    I'm in love with my bed quote from L. B. Sommer, the author of 199 Ways To Improve Your Relationships, Marriage, and Sex Life - check my website for lots more funny stuff http://www.lbsommer-author.yolasite.com/funny-signs.php

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