"I hate it when my dentist asks when the last time I flossed was. I'm like, dude, you don't remember? You were there. " #dentalhumor #funny #floss http://sallingtate.com

"I hate it when my dentist asks when the last time I flossed was. I'm like, dude, you don't remember? You were there. " #dentalhumor #funny #floss http://sallingtate.com

I found myself doing this today as we waited, crowded into the lobby with five million wild children. Weren't we told to be there plenty early to get seated (starting as early as 30 minutes prior to show time). Yes, I was doing the Jim face.

"Music is my therapy when I can't put into words what I am feeling because, it's too much & too complicated. I have a playlist for everything."

"Music is my therapy when I can't put into words what I am feeling because, it's too much & too complicated. I have a playlist for everything."

“Four years ago I was just a guy who had a crush on a girl who had a boyfriend. And I had to do the hardest thing I ever had to do, which was just to wait. Don’t get me wrong I flirted with her...For a really long time that’s all I had. Little moments with a girl who saw me as a friend. And a lot of people told me I was crazy to wait this long for a date with a girl who I worked with, but I think, even then I knew, I was waiting for my wife.” I <3 The Office

“Four years ago I was just a guy who had a crush on a girl who had a boyfriend. And I had to do the hardest thing I ever had to do, which was just to wait. Don’t get me wrong I flirted with her...For a really long time that’s all I had. Little moments with a girl who saw me as a friend. And a lot of people told me I was crazy to wait this long for a date with a girl who I worked with, but I think, even then I knew, I was waiting for my wife.” I <3 The Office

"Why are you the way you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or boring you make it not that way. I hate so much about the things you choose to be." Michael vs. Toby

"Why are you the way you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or boring you make it not that way. I hate so much about the things you choose to be." Michael vs. Toby

Pinterest • The world’s catalog of ideas
Search