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The trick is to not let people know how weird you really are until it is too late for them to back out. ....basically the only way I make friends.

For real! The door is definitely closed. For a good reason...stay on the other side, permanently.

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I don't pretend to be anything I'm not. Except for sober. I've pretended to be sober a few times. @bamalolly this is so me. Lol

Love it!!! LOL LOL LOL The Party Goddess! Marley Majcher ThePartyGoddess.com #quote #drunk #getawesome #funny #drinking

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I'm sorry card - humorous card - funny I'm sorry card blank card - with kraft brown envelope