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Every STINKING TIME!!!!

So true! EVERY single time lol! OCD at the gas station pump.it has to land on the right number or I'm annoyed lol

I love being married to my best friend. I can tell him anything because half the time he does not hear me.

Free and Funny Family Ecard: I love being married to my best friend. I can tell him anything because half the time he does not hear me.

"Yeah I'd love to go shopping--DON'T LICK THAT-- when and where do ya wanna meet up? LEAVE YOUR BROTHER ALONE-- oh i love that place--IF YOU TOUCH HER ONE MORE TIME!!!" Oh...so...true.

Talking on the phone to someone who has kids is like talking to someone with Tourettes. I am the person with tourettes.

I was totally unaware that they made one of these all about me! I feel so special!

Funny Confession Ecard: That moment when you're supposed to be cleaning and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one. Yup this is me!

Ummm.. No no wait... Ummm oh yeah.. I mean. Hahaha

every time but spell check is there too! thank you God for spell check

Deathbed words: "I went to too many concerts". Said no one, ever. #music #meme

webmd always says i'm dying of cancer! EVERY TIME! Me- "Why do I have a strange taste in my mouth?" WebMD - No big deal, just throat cancer.

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