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15 Torturous Conversations Every Vegetarian Has To Endure

Good thing I don't have any of those friends! Haha or maybe that's a bad thing...

"Forever" purses are worth it.

um, yes! please save the attention seeking 'poor me' stuff for your mama!

Funny pictures about When I read status updates. Oh, and cool pics about When I read status updates. Also, When I read status updates.

this is funny bc i am suppose to be cleaning.. and instead Kristina and I went to stock up on alcohol and wine. for cheap prices lol bahaha

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.


I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes 5 years in a row.

So true

Or the local government assistance office funnies

I Didn't Text You Last Night - #Vodka Did ;)

joys of vodka

Bahahaha true for some ppl

I swear I think this way too often

I know quite a few people that should eat makeup lol

Funny Confession Ecard: Maybe you should eat makeup so you can try and be pretty on the inside bitch.

I wish it was THAT easy....siiigh.  Guess I will go to the gym instead.

Girl scout cookie season always messes with my plan. Self control needs to be worked on, obviously lol

A good man and wine.....just call me Wonder Woman at that point!!!

A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world. oh sorry, that's wine, wine does that.


I cook like my mother, and drink like my father hehehehe

Eat more Fro Yo have more smiles - my kind of math. Menchie's Frozen Yogurt

I feel like this at work soooo many days!

Good tip....

Always try mouth-to-mouth! just-cause-laughing-s-fun

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I love my kids.I love my kids.I love my kids.

Yeah right

I’m not a stalker…I’m just an unpaid private.