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Someday, when you clean all the toilets, you can stay up late and eat the secret ice cream too.

Just in case I don't make it through this thing they call parenting, can I get my straight-jacket in pink?

So reminds me of the time my son was three, and said that word as he was watching that part of the movie Back to the Future III when the manure cart dumped all over that guy.