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Some eCards: So if a bra is called an 'over the shoulder boulder holder', what do they call men's underwear? Under the butt nut hut?

.hahahahahaha WOW!

If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't run a piss-ant's go-cart two laps around a Cheerio. (What about 1 lap?

The perfect birthday gift for my husband. this makes me laugh.

Im speeding because i have to poop key ring

Best keychain ever: "I'm speeding because i have to poop" keychain by CandleBrightCreation on Etsy Haha gag gift stocking stuffer for my family ;

I about died laughing

Men are like pantyhose Either they run, they cling, or they don't fit right in the crotch.

Sad to say, but this is our lives!

Funny pictures about Baby sleeping positions. Oh, and cool pics about Baby sleeping positions. Also, Baby sleeping positions photos.

story of my life.

Funny Sympathy Ecard: Honey Boo Boo's mother has a boyfriend and you're still single. Just let that sink in.

I'm not buying my kids shit. They r going to grow up how I did and learn what it means to got outside and "play" their gonna know the childhood I had and approximate it before being introduced to technology, I had toys and shit. Plastic I know. 90's Baby I am and proud

To my future kids: You'll start off with a flip phone. I don't care if the Iphone 15 is out by then, you're gonna know the struggle Ha ha - my kids are already there (w/the flip phone).

Seriously!  This annoys me to no end. I watch out for you, but apparently you think you own the road.

So true in Minneapolis! Look at me! I'm being green and riding my bike in the middle of the road. Don't hit me, but I'm not going to stop at stop signs and I'm listening to my ipod so I can't hear sirens or anything!

You're not a real parent until you've flipped your child off behind his back at least once.

Omg I thought I was the only one You're not a real parent until you've flipped your child off behind his back funny ecard offensive inappropriate

YES! I keep doing that. Still upset that Charmed is not on and I watched that all in a week.

My life in a nutshell

This happened to me last month with Sons of Anarchy. All 6 seasons in a matter of days and then I had withdrawal.

It's not the size of the boat nor the motion in the ocean, it's whether or not the captain can stay in port long enough for all the passengers to get off.

I don't usually pin something like this, but OMG, lol! It's not the size of the boat nor the motion in the ocean, it's whether or not the captain can stay in port long enough for all the passengers to get off.

This is so true when it comes to my job. Believe me no one cares.

The best part is when they bitched, and told me they wanted to talk to a manager. and I smiled and said, sure. Bahahaha people get butt hurt when they don't get what they THINK they deserve.

The truth about my day!

This is the truth of my life. Except now it has become: Morning = exhausted, Afternoon = Dizzy from fatigue, Night = too panicked to sleep.