Time, Quotes, Fuck, Amy Winehouse, 50 Shades, Favorite Word, Favorite Phrase, Funny
Did fucking heroine chic, crazy assed Amy Winehouse really coin this lovely gem? I should give her more credit.
Laughed out loud, literally! and I sounded just like my dad lol I'm sorry but this shit is funny lol
Oh this is sooooo something I say!!!! #zachary #fuckery #funny #quotes .... Then a big smile and I solve the fuckery :)
2013/05/16 20:30:27: Fuck u 2013/05/16 20:30:31: Fuck ur life 2013/05/16 20:30:41:Get the fuck out of my life 2013/05/16 20:30:41: Fuck u 2013/05/16 20:30:49: Do not ever talk to me again 2013/05/16 20:30:57: Do not ever touch me again 2013/05/16 20:31:18: Do not ever again imagine that h have a say on my time 2013/05/16 20:31:23: Leave me the fuck alone
What kind of fuckery is this? / fuck / wise words / truth / quote
fuckery is one of my all time favorite word.... DM
Oh, how many times I quote Amy Winehouse.
50 shades of fucked up
New favorite phrase!!
Life, Quotes, Fuck, Truth, Stress, Funny, Thought, True, Things
Stress is caused by giving a fuck. #reason #nevergiveup #fartogo #look #far #dontstop #keepgoing #motivation #motivationalquotes #inspiration #inspirational #quotes
Hear Ya !! Amen To This One !! As They Say .. (( Life Is The Leading Cause Of Stress )) !! Caring Too Much .. For The Wrong Thing ........ Can Be So Damaging !!
Secret to a low stress life? Give less fucks about the little things that don't matter.
Well i thought i didn't give a fuck but I'm still stressed so have i given too many?
Funny and true. If u put your trust in God u wouldn't stress plain and simple!
but the things that you actually DO give a fuck about are worth the stress
Funny and true. I was way less stressed when I was young and selfish!!
"Stress is caused by giving a fuck." Ain't that the truth!!!
Stress is caused by giving an fuck. #happy #life #quote
Some days... aand some people need this//
Sayings, Middle Fingers, Quotes, Stuff, Fuck, Fck, Funny, Things, Pinky Swear
Yeah... You might want to save this one so you can send it to assholes when they start acting all, well, asshole-ish and stuff
It's funny the first time I saw this the description said "I do". I always saw it as the middle finger lol
that could mean lots of things like Pinkie finger - Pinkie promise. Ring finger - I do. Middle finger - Fuck you. Pointer finger - Yea, you Thumb - I'm okay. See?
That moment when you think they mean "fuck you" and a middle finger but then you realize it's tied to a marriage site and what they probably mean is "I do" and the ring finger.... My bad haha
If u really loved me like u say u do ud make it happen. No excuse. ... don't pin no more bullshit cuz at this point I see that's all it is. Bullshit.... Fuck u. U poll got a hoe u living with and all u piece of shit. Acting like I'm the only one doing wrong cuz I'm with a nigga I don't love but takes care of me. Fuck u rat. If u don't make it happen forget me forever
I felt like saying fuck off when ever a mouth was opened today.
Two words, one finger. Fck you.
Pinky swear?, Flappy bird ? ;)
Haha just funny quote
Giggle, Throw Lamps, Quotes, Fuck, Lighten, Funny, Humor, Throws Lamps
Violence never solves anything! Good thing lamp throwing isn't violent. Lighten up! #fuck #funny #advice
"Throw lamps at people who need to lighten the fuck up." #sarcasm #lettherebelight #depressivesaresoannoying
This made me laugh way too much. I feel guilty but it's funny.
C'mon *throws lamp in other person's face* LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP
Throw lamps at people who need to lighten the fuck up.
Inspirational humor to Lighten the fuck up!
Sayings, Kiss, Stuff, Quotes, Truth, Funny, True, Ass, Things
Ahem, a little inappropriate but mostly funny! "While you're talking behind my back, feel free to bend down and kiss my ass"
While you're talking behind my back feel free to bend down and kiss my ass - Bitch - Quote - Cheers to the Haters -
Good thing I don't have a big ass. If I did you would have a hole lot of kissing to do. lol
=) #quote #quotes #saying #power #confidence #girl #kiss #awesome #cool
NOT FUNNY AT ALL ....pretty serious stuff
kiss my ass ... that true !!
Kiss my ass quote.!!!!!
kiss my ass - too funny
truth kiss it
Just chuck it in the fuck it bucket and move on ...... A Wise Person
Quotes, Favorite Quote, Buckets, Truth, Funny, Thought, Wise Word
You want wise words "How about I chuck it in the fuck it bucket and throw that shit on your ass" (end quote) Yea that sounds better!!
Don't hold on to things you can't control. It will only devour your ability to concentrate on the things you can......my brother bobby would always say this. Put it in the bucket and fuck it!!!! Miss him.
Just chuck it in the fuck it bucket and move on. #love #humor #sarcasm #funny #life #love #perspective #quotes #dryhumor #smile #laughter #joy Chic.St Sense of Humor <3
Don't hold on to things you can't control. It will only devour your ability to concentrate on the things you can~ Quote of the day
Just chuck it in the fuck it bucket and move on - A Wise Person #quotes
I have threw alot of things in the fuck it bucket. Soo much happier :)
Excuse the language... But this is my new favorite quote! 👍👍👍
lol - love it! #quotes #inspiration #truth
Thought it was funny:)
Quotes, Truth, My Life, Funny Stuff, So True, Humor, Things, Procrastination
Yup...That is why I'm looking up quotes about procrastination while procrastinating on Pinterest....
I wish this wasn't true but sadly it is.. I try hard to concentrate on studying or finishing my homework days before. The littlest things sidetrack me and make me do the very thing I don't want to do, procrastinate. Not being such a "pro" in procrastination would help me tremendously with school and other learning aspects in life.
I do, sadly. Here I am on pinterest when i could probably be doing more productive things with my life
PROcrastination - I'm a professional. Boy, this is too true to be funny, but I'm laughing out loud
procrastination Wow this quote is about me..........
This is true. I procrastinate with everything.
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The biggest truth of my life!!!
because fuck you that's why
Sayings, Life, Quotes, Stuff, Fuck, Funny, Things
Ha. You guys. Lahat lahat. Sorry but you don't matter. I may be zero for this world but fuck you lahat ng 1/2, says freedom of speech. *excuse me.*
I'm just here to do my damn job, I dont give two shits if you don't like me. The people that matter in my life, do. So Fuck you !
There a some days I just wanna say that to someone...
life motto: Because Fuck You, That's Why.
because fuck you that s why
And another thing....
Quote of my life!
well thats funny
Life, Stuff, Quotes, Brain Works, Truth, Funny, So True
How my brain works: utterly obsessed or uninterested. This is so true. I want to harness my strengths, and get rid of all the bad stuff.
How my brain works. Utterly obsessed or uninterested. #truth #motivation #inspiration #drive #ambition
I laugh so hard when I first saw this then I realized this is so how my brain works! Ha
Exactly. How my brain works: utterly obsessed/uninterested. #funny #cartoon #drawing
That pretty much sums up every aspect of my life. . .is that a bad thing?!
THis is funny and well kinda the truth!
How My Brain Works #funny #life
Lol So True, Me Hilarious, Nursery Rhymes, Amy Hahaha, Little Sisters, Tea Pots, Totally Me, True Stories
hmmmmmm, reminds me of my little sister!!! LOL
This is so me!! Remix to I'm a little tea pot
This is totally me. LOL thank you Michelle
To the tune of I'm a little tea pot .
Bagahahaha best nursery rhyme ever!!!
Me in a nut shell. Lmao!
this is totally me!
LOL SO TRUE!!
"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC
Inspiration, Truth, City Quote, Mr Big, So True, Thought, Sex And The City
After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. ~ Mr Big, Sex and the City quote
''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big~ you always made me laugh, i thought i always made you laugh too
after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. mr. big, sex and the city. #sexandthecity #quote #inspiration #motivation
Mr Big. After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. So true.
truth. Sex and the city mr big wisdoms
Sex and the city #quote Mr. Big
''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.'' I have the best mom.
Abraham Lincoln, Inspiration, Mothers, Ungreatful People Quote, Truth, Mom Daughter Tattoo, Mother'S Day
"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln | In honor of Mother's Day in May
"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln - my mom was awesome and she taught me to know and love Jehovah God!
We love this quote from Abraham Lincoln about his mother! The quote inspires moms everywhere.
Make sure to show your Mum how much you care this Mother's Day #inspiration #quote
"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln #truth
Happy Mother's Day #Swells ! We so agree Abraham Lincoln!
Bits of Truth... all quotes // Mother's Day
#Truth perfect for Mother's Day
'Always Say Yes To Dancing' Wall Art
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CANTON BOX CO. "Always Say Yes To Dancing" Wall Art. #evenifyoucantdance ;) 😘
CANTON BOX CO. 'Always Say Yes To Dancing' Wall Art available at #Nordstrom
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My life motto!!!:)
Truth be told...
Trust me, when I woke up this morning I had no plans to be this sexy. But shit happens.
Sexy, Quotes, Stuff, Truth, Funny, Trust Me, True Stories
i know many people like this and i do not respect their 'people are disposable' attitudes. people are special and their hearts should not be broken just because yours isnt made right #sarcasm #funny #love #life #love #perspective #quotes #humor #smile #laughter #joy Chic.St Sense of Humor <3
Funny - Trust me, when I woke up this morning I had no plans to be this sexy. But shit happens.
ha ha ha ha made ya laugh..... I bet you say this to yourself every day :0)
#plans #morning #sexy #quote #funny
Haha. True story
true story haha
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I just want somebody to love me for the true asshole that I really am (bahahahaha!) lol - words - funny -humor
I just want someone to love me for the true asshole I am - http://breakbrunch.com/lol/14575 More Funny Picture - http://breakbrunch.com/random
Pardon the language but this is the truth! Fortunately I've found someone to love me despite it ;)
I just want somebody to love me for the true asshole that I really am... - but seriously. ahaha
Glad I have people in my life that do love me 😁😜☺
This makes me laugh haha
Funny stuff i find
Quotes / Love
etc. #quotes #lifelessons #truth #inspirationalquotes #wisdom #lifequotes
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That's pretty funny Etc. End of Thinking Capacity
What ETC really stands for. lol funny!
End of thinking capacity. period.
Etc. : End of thinking capacity.
Haha true story
So true :)
Floyd Mayweather Quotes, Respect Yourself, Facts Of Life, Tattoo Sayings, Said Haha, Good Times, It S Funny, Enough Is Enough, Haha So True
this could be a good tattoo saying
haha so true Likes | Tumblr
respect yourself, ladies
Haha, so true. Love it!
Alwayys a good time!
Haha so true!!!!! ✌️
enough said. haha
Fact of life
Sayings, Quotes, Truth, Stupid Questions, Funny Stuff, So True, Sarcastic Answer
Even if it's not a stupid question you are still going to get a sarcastic answer. That's how I roll, and that's how I expect you to roll too, sarcasm makes me laugh
So true!! I always say if you don't want a smart ass answer don't ask a dumb ass question... Pretty much the same thing..
I know people say "the only stupid question is the one you do not ask" but sometimes there can be really really stupid questions that just deserve a sarcastic answer
Well, the right thing to say would be '' there are no stupid questions'' but this made me laugh.
They say there is no such thing as a stupid question but there really really is
if you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question is the truth
So True ... If You don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question
sarcasm...but my mommy says there is no such thing as a stupid question! Lmao
Despite what teachers may say, there is such a thing as a stupid question.
Sayings, Quotes, Funny Stuff, Humor, Things, I Will, Smile, Friend
but I'd prefer to laugh with you . . . if you can't laugh at yourself, especially those silly or brain-freeze moments we all have, then you need to lighten up . . . 'cause that's funny stuff . . . :-D
Coffee In Hand Big Girl Panties Pulled Up, Sparkle In My Eye And A Smile On My Face..Yep I'd Say I'm Ready For The Day...Bring It On! Inspirational Quotes Get Through The Day Quotes
This is the great thing about us. We can call each other, mad and fussing, but then one of us will say something that put the other into a laughing fit and then we both laugh and it's a good laugh. We laugh until we cry and then the madness and fussing is over and the laugh carries on into a good conversation. I love you Sunshine! :)
:) VERY CUTE, LOVE IT.. I ALWAYS LAUGH AT MYSELF.. EVEN AT THE WORST OF MY TIMES!! THANK GOD FOR MY SENSE OF HUMOR OR I WOULD BE INSAINE BY NOW!!!!!!!! LAUGH IT OFF PEOPLE.. LAUGHTER TRULY IS THE BEST MEDICINE.. BESIDES WHAT'S THE POINT OF CRYING ANYWAY..?!
seriously, I will laugh at you. Heck, truth be told, my girl friends and I are laughing at you right now!
If you fall down I will laugh at you too! Then ask if you're okay. What are friends for?
just #laugh. or at least raise the corners of your mouth to smile. or, call me. #quote
This is so true! I love laughing at myself and my friends. More my friends. lol
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