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OMG LAUGHED OUTLOUD. (sorry about the profanity) but funny
Excuse the profanity... seriously funny though. :)
Hahahha I love this song but this is funny :)
Excuse the language, but this is funny!
Here's my number, so call me maybe
Haha thought this was quite funny
Call me. Fuck this "maybe" shit.
So funny! And well said :)
Too funny and so true
Common sense is so rare these days it should be considered a super power!
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Hahaha the amount of people that have no common sense is outrageous.
You know you have thought the same thing!
We need to being back natural selection!
So cruel, yet so funny!
bahahahah true story
Ha...Not a bad idea
good idea haha
Sad but true
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Happy Valentines Day lololololing
haha yay! Happy Valentines Day
Happy Valentines Day to me!!
Happy Valentines Day
haha so true
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Have to post these hilarious pick up lines guys have tried to use on me lately : howcome your not in jail?? It should be illegal to look that good! When I saw you, I fainted and hit my head, I need your name and number for insurance reasons: is the airport somewhere around here?? Or is it just my heart I feel taking off?? Omg silly boys
"They say, 'You are what you eat!' That's funny, I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning." Work it, sexy beasts!
They say, 'You are what you eat!' That's funny. I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning. Omg lol
Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: They say, 'You are what you eat!' That's funny. I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning.
Other hilarious pick up lines guys use: how come your not in jail?? It should be illegal to look that good! When I saw you, I fainted and hit my head, I need your name and number for insurance reasons: is the airport somewhere around here?? Or is it just my heart I feel taking off??
homemade raw, vegan chocolate (coconut oil) this one Looks good - make into disc's, chucks, for dipping too
They say, 'You are what you eat!' That's funny. I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning. LOL
You are what you eat! http://bethalexanderfitness.com #fitness #funny #bethalexanderfitness #beast #food #health #workout
They say, 'You are what you eat!' That's funny. I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning. ;) lol
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hahahaha, so funny, Thanks Jo
ahahaha, this is totally me
Hahaha! Story of my life..
My life and I love it (:
Story of my life. LMAO!
this is totally me!
Definitely my life
story of my life.
I'd like to go out with you, but I'm not ready for a serious relationship with an asshole.
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Card Copy I'd like to go out with you, but I'm not ready for a serious relationship with an asshole.
men.... #relationship #quote #text #asshole #goingout #date #dating #woman #wisdom #love #life
Not Ready for a Serious Relationship with an Asshole
Unfortunately, I always go out with the asshole :)
Ha! Ain't that the truth!!!
isn't that the truth..
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If you know my family at all, you know that everyone we know has a nickname. Fitting in with us means you've been given one :)
The best nicknames are the ones people don't know they have. Guess that's why we have The Grinch, so fitting for such a miserable person!
Hahaha. P.T... (Or the nickname where you hold up a finger in front of your tooth and everyone in your family knows who you are referring to).
Everyone has one...they just don't know it. But I always use them and everyone else knows who I'm talking about.
The best nicknames are the ones people don't know they have but that you've shared with everyone else!
We should open a store called "Forever 39". We can sell Wine and Yoga pants. You in? | Courtesy Hello Ecard
The best nicknames are the ones people don't know they have. | Courtesy Hello Ecard | someecards.com
this seems to apply to any guy @Miranda Marrs Cathryn and I have a crush on. You don't get your real name until you prove your worth
My Dad had a nickname for EVERYONE.....not everyone knew they had a nickname though....y favorite was/is "Haggy". LOL
Seriously, I never talk to people on the phone if I call you, you're special!
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What goes around comes around. Seriously. Don't be mad when I pull a you on you. #ecard #humor For more quotes and jokes, check out my FB page: https://www.facebook.com/ChanceofSarcasm
Funny Flirting Ecard: I love you so much, I will even talk to you on the phone. Will a boy actually do this!
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Funny Flirting Ecard: I love you so much, I will even talk to you on the phone.
It's funny because that's how things are these days. (:
Haha! I laughed so hard. So true
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Ha! #funny #truth
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Our break up was due to religious differences. He thought he was God. I didn't. | Breakup Ecard | someecards.com
Our break up was due to religious differences. He thought he was God. I didn't. | Breakup Ecard | someecards.com.. OOOHHH this has my EX written all over it!!!
He thought he was God, I didnt
This truly made me laugh
Untitled (I told my therapist about you), by Mike Monteiro - 20x200.com
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I told my therapist about you. Tap for more funny picture messages! - @mobile9 | #humor #funny #quotes
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So, ive actually experience this, and it's actually really weird. Like you'll be talking about something all of sudden they're just like I told my therapist about you or something, and instead of being all sweet like they think it's going to be it's literally just the creepiest thing ever. It just makes you want to ask questions and like why did you tell him about me and Bubba Bubba Bubba blah but yeah it's weird runaway if it happens to you.
i told my therapist about you. (ROFL - I'm sorry. I don't know why I find that so funny.)
This would be funny in the medicine cabinet...I told my therapist about you.
Pretty award thing to hear: I told my therapist about you.
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Your pre-sneeze face freaks me out.
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Funny Confession Ecard: Your pre-sneeze face freaks me out. My dog's is the funniest.
Your pre-sneeze face freaks me out. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
TOTALLY ME RIGHT NOW..! Haha Your pre-sneeze face freaks me out.
Funny Confession Ecard: Your pre-sneeze face freaks me out.
some people do, yes! Like my husband haha
haha so true with some people!!
Omg, that's so funny! ♥
Yes! Yes! Yes!
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Terrible language but everybody knows this is funny. If not, get off my Pinterest. Awww....story of my life!!
Terrible language but everybody knows this is funny. If not, get off my Pinterest.
Yes! Yes! Yes...I know a couple little boys who have way to much "patience" lol
Story of my life. My parents raised me with "I don't like slow people!"
Yes! Yes! Yes! Especially in regards to health and wellness.
Yes! Yes! Yes! Haha, I can't stop laughing!!
Yes! Yes! Yes! This is so my husband
My new motto.
Of course. ;)
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Of course you wear the pants in our relationship. But I control the zipper. . ecard Adult jokes adult humor sex jokes sex humor dirty jokes dirty humor R rated R Naughty jokes Naughty humor funny hilarious LOL
Of course you wear the pants in our relationship. But I control the zipper. | Flirting Ecard
That's funny because I wear the pants AND control the zipper :)
Haha! - Dirty but funny!!!
A quote to live by.
LAUGH OUT LOUD!!!
Funny stuff! haha
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I'm sorry, but this just made me laugh. I can't stop laughing...... I'm crying the ugly cry.
me to a camel: you remind me of my big toe @Michaela Stephen
hilariously inappropriate! hahahahahahahajdfshahaha
You remind me of my big toe... hahaha
hilariously inappropriate! hahah
I can't stop laughing!
my big toe :)
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Andrea, our mash games were always a tad different lol
Brad Pitt got around in our middle school mash games.
90's kid problems.. Forgot all about that game
Ha ha..Good Old Mash games..
Remember that MASH game
What happened?? haha!
Ah, MASH. good times
I LOVED MASH! Lol!
90s kid problems
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Funny Weekend Ecard: I dont remember much from last night, but the fact I need sunglasses to open the fridge this morning tells me it was awesome!!!
Morning after an awesome night lol #birthday
awesome night hahaha
Funny Weekend Ecard
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If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in you...
And I'm headed to Olive Garden!! With a good friend to celebrate Parmesan cheese!
YES. There is no "too much" when it comes to Parmesan cheese on pasta!
Thank goodness for those generous graters at The Olive Garden.
If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese...
This is me... Parmesan Cheese FTW!!!!!!
Away with negative people!!!!! Lol
Me. As a wife hahaha I will be the crappiest wife ever. Probably Raman noodles every night for dinner ahaha