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car behind you takes same 3 turns as you going to be murdered - Paranoid Parrot so true!

Paranoid Parrot - hits snooze on on the alarm clock spends the next 9 minutes

Paranoid Parrot - hits snooze on on the alarm clock spends the next 9 minutes. So true!

I just have a really good memory sometimes and I'm worried it eventually lead to creeping people out.

I just have a really good memory sometimes and I'm worried it eventually lead to creeping people out.

Paranoid Parrot

take too long in bathroom at school everyone thinks you pooped Paranoid Parrot

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Gotta love Paranoid Parrot

When you take two rest days in a row and can’t wait to put your sneakers back on: | 24 Pictures That Will Make Way Too Much Sense To Runners

When you take two rest days in a row and can't wait to put your sneakers back on:

WALKING IN CROWD BRUSH HAND PAST WALLET TO MAKE SURE NO ONE STOLE IT

Runner Humor Haven't run in two days. OMG, I'm gonna be so out of shape.

Paranoid Parrot ~ I check the backseats BEFORE I get in the car.

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