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anyone come to mind? :)

well some of them don't take my breath away, but still suffocate me with their BS.

There are a few people that I want to say this to.

K to T-"One day my patience will run out, and I will stab you. In the face. Very hard." Jaime-"I think you normally punch people in the face.

Uhhh... Yep and then you waste time on Facebook and now on this crazy time-wasting site !!!

This is me at the moment.feel paralyzed by the to-do lists facing me at home and work.

My grand daddy always told us to live by this mantra..Believe none of what you hear and only half of what you see..seems pretty close.

Exactly if you don't know how others feel or what they truly want in their life don't make up shit with your small mind and big mouth saying your imagination and delusion when it's just you lying to yourself.

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@Kelsy Kramer - "DONT YOU JUDGE US TRAILER PARK, DONT YOU JUDGE US!!!" hahahahahahahahaha

You know my name, not my story. You’ve heard what i’ve done. Not what I’ve been through.so true people judge before they understand or know the whole truth very sad people out there.

Never understand why people have to broadcast their relationship on Facebook if you have to justify it then I'd have a good hard look and ask why?

An occassional praise or quip is one thing, but putting your relationship drama all over FB for the world to see is a sure sign that there is a HUGE problem. And, if the ONLY thing you EVER post is drama. well, it& time to reevaluate.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! this person can have my freaking leftovers dumb butt... ha........ yeah

I was just thinking about eating the leftover Chinese I have. Oh you're dating my ex? Cool, I'm eating a sandwich want those leftovers too? Yep you can have all of them!

Charley davidson series, she's such a great character!

Yep I have mastered this. As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

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Quotable: Week 13, 2012

One of the best quotes from one of my favorite movies. Too true. Friends with benefits

Love this

Women Are Angels. And When Someone Breaks Our Wings, We Simply Continue To Fly On A Broomstick We’re Flexible Like That ~ Clever Quotes

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