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ha! exactly how i'm feeling right now!!

Funny pictures about How to make your life much more enjoyable. Oh, and cool pics about How to make your life much more enjoyable. Also, How to make your life much more enjoyable.


Can I just get a bunch of these made up and hand them out like business cards?


Coffee keeps me busy until it’s time to be drunk.


I prefer to describe myself as "delightfully difficult." And it would just be easier if you agreed. My husband pinned this. He knows me so well. I'm delightfully difficult. But I am worth it ;

4:50 pm mwf

5:01pm every work day

fuck this shit o'clock.my favorite time of day!


Because your cakes suck!

I drink because you're boring.

I drink because boring. Funny retro print fridge magnet picture on VisualizeUs

Right here :)

Truth is, I actually have a file folder labeled "Fuck it." which is almost as full as the one next to it called "Fuck it and run.

Love this ,)

Quote coffee wine play in serenity prayer God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to know the difference.

This cracks me up on so many levels.  It's just SO damn true!  Bwaahaahaahaa!!!

Listen up, asshole. I had two helpings of flaming bitch with my breakfast today. Satan, himself, won't even fuck with me.