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Indeed.

"Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion." - Funny but slightly true.

So very true!  Funny Family Ecard: When a woman says 'what?' it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.

So very true! Funny Family Ecard: When a woman says 'what?' it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said. My husband still repeats himself, I'm like, "oh I heard you perfectly!

Own that shit

I Am So Guilty Of This…

Singing a song you don't know? That 15 second part you DO know is coming up.and you're gonna OWN that shit. STORY OF MY LIFE!

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: My hobbies include: Pinning pictures of home decor I can't afford, recipes I won't cook, & crafts I won't make. Also, I really enjoy loading up my online shopping cart & not buying any of it.

I wish fire trucks and ambulances played 'Move Bitch, Get Out The Way' instead of using sirens.

I wish fire trucks and ambulances played 'Move Bitch, Get Out The Way' instead of using sirens.actually I wish MY car played this instead of the horn.

Ahahahaha!!! yip - sounds like me!!!

The truth about Bikini Season.the truth of my life!

This is exactly what Hypnobabies (Official) moms do with their Bubble of Peace. Any negativity just bounces right off so that they can create a positive birth experience! No stress for mama = no stress for baby.

Funny Confession Ecard: I´m living in a drama-free bubble today. Respect the bubble, people, respect it!

I'm a lady!

I'm a lady, but when I'm mad, I'm an evil, sadistic, demon spawned bitch from hell that'll make you wish you were never born. And when I'm happy I bake cookies & shit.

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Things girls want from guys: morning/goodnight texts. Pictures taken together.

Laugh Til You Fart @ http://funnypictures247.com

Wine and Yoga Pants

It would sell wine and who gives a damn, bring on the hard liquor. We should open a store called 'Forever We can sell Wine and Yoga pants.

www.roosterdog.me

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: I'm not arguing. I'm explaining why I'm correct.

I've probably already pinned this but I constantly feel this so I feel it's appropriate ;)

Funny Confession Ecard: My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to get fat.

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