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Yes, Mom, that's why I did it!!!  It had nothing to do with carelessness or lack of discipline or poor planning or--or some other fourth thing....

Yes, Mom, that's why I did it!!! It had nothing to do with carelessness or lack of discipline or poor planning or--or some other fourth thing....

If you can't say anything nice, then you and i will probably get along just fine. (yup that's how i make friends!)

If you can't say anything nice, then you and i will probably get along just fine. (yup that's how i make friends!)

My greatest hope is that some day I will not have to use sarcasm because it will be socially acceptable to beat people up.

My greatest hope is that some day I will not have to use sarcasm because it will be socially acceptable to beat people up.

Funny Confession Ecard: When you're rude to your hair stylist and they say 'Oops' what that really mean is, I did that on purpose :).

Funny Confession Ecard: When you're rude to your hair stylist and they say 'Oops' what that really mean is, I did that on purpose :).

This is so not me, but thought I would share for all those sarcastic folks out there.....LMFAO!!!!

This is so not me, but thought I would share for all those sarcastic folks out there.....LMFAO!!!!

I always come prepared with pre-dug holes. Thanks to my dog there is room for at least 12 people....

I always come prepared with pre-dug holes. Thanks to my dog there is room for at least 12 people....

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