Well, brunettes who eat when they're not stressed, injured, or "busy" doing other activities!!!!!!!!!! I

Well, brunettes who eat when they're not stressed, injured, or "busy" doing other activities!!!!!!!!!! I

Funny Confession Ecard: The awkward moment when you bite your lip in hopes your boyfriend will go into Christian Grey mode on you.

Funny Confession Ecard: The awkward moment when you bite your lip in hopes your boyfriend will go into Christian Grey mode on you.

This is how I feel almost all of the time.

This is how I feel almost all of the time.

I am fluent in three languages... English, Sarcasm, and Profanity...and will call you sweetheart and say "bless your heart" in the same breath

I am fluent in three languages... English, Sarcasm, and Profanity...and will call you sweetheart and say "bless your heart" in the same breath

EXCUSE ME, I'm a bitch on a mission. | "Sometimes I get road rage walking behind people in the grocery store." -Unknown

EXCUSE ME, I'm a bitch on a mission. | "Sometimes I get road rage walking behind people in the grocery store." -Unknown

I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say, "You can't seriously be this freaking stupid!"

I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say, "You can't seriously be this freaking stupid!"

I might have pinned this before but doing it again because it is so funny and I would love to say it to a few ex bfs :)

I might have pinned this before but doing it again because it is so funny and I would love to say it to a few ex bfs :)

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