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Cookies vs Cocktails

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

Oh but that doesn't stop some people from trying. Know a few of these!!!!

Funny Breakup Ecard: Just remember son, there isn't enough make-up in the world to cover up crazy. Not even COVER GIRL

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I'm a lady, but when I'm mad, I'm an evil, sadistic, demon spawned bitch from hell that'll make you wish you were never born. And when I'm happy I bake cookies & shit.

My mom always said I'd get worms, not salmonella. But, I've been doing it for almost 40 years, and I've never gotten either.

This is my philosophy right there. Same goes for cookie dough. I will buy packages of cookie dough and just eat it, don't even bake cookies. It drives my fiance crazy.

This holiday Captain is more than a drinking buddy, cook up some fun with his rum balls.  Rum Balls Recipe: Combine 1 cup of melted chocolate chips with ¼ cup of light corn syrup 1 cup of Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum 12 oz of processed vanilla wafer cookies Refrigerate for 15 minutes Roll into 1-inch balls Refrigerate for 30 minutes Dust with confectioner’s sugar Get more rum recipes at https://us.captainmorgan.com/rum-cocktails/

This holiday Captain is more than a drinking buddy, cook up some fun with his rum balls. Rum Balls Recipe: Combine 1 cup of melted chocolate chips with ¼ cup of light corn syrup 1 cup of Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum 12 oz of processed vanilla wafer

.... or in my case.....never having put that thang on in the first place!!!!  Hateful contraption built by men to make those puppies look bigger!!!!!!

25 Funny and Sarcastic Pregnancy ECards

Few things in life feel better than taking your bra off at the end of a long day. So true!ain't that the truth!

Slow cookers and dessert: two things we can’t get enough of. That’s why, this holiday season, we’re combining the two to make these 12 delectable desserts

The 10 Best Holiday Slow-Cooker Desserts

Slow cookers and dessert: two things we can’t get enough of. That’s why, this holiday season, we’re combining the two to make these 12 delectable desserts

Uh, sorry, but, after a long day....

Wow, that food stamp card goes great with that coach purse and Escalade .

Make for drinking buddy/yoga partner!! Future Project for the lady bugs @Kelly Gschwandtner Mullins @kerry kelly

Wine Sippy Cup Sayings - these would be great gifts for neighbors, block parties, pool parties! From TheDesigNest (Haha I need this in my life!

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