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Funny Encouragement Ecard: Relationships are like garage sales. From a distance it looks like it could be interesting. But up close, it's just a ton of shit you don't need.

true. (except for the turlte part - turtles, maybe...you'd think people would use spell check before creating an e-card, but I digress) Either way - this is so me.

Get Busy or Go Away!

haha----sorry about the bad word but oh my gosh I can so relate to this. My brain will not shut up.

I'm not the cat lady type. I'm more like an actual cat. I want affection when I want it and on my terms.The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoe.

Funny Confession Ecard: Im not the cat lady type. Im more like an actual cat.The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoe.

Let me know when you're able to emotionall process me calling  you out on your bullshit...

Let me know when you're able to emotionally process me calling you out on your bullshit. I'll be here. Oh Hell Yeah!

You misunderstand and get offended... then you expect ME to apologize. Someone slept in and missed GROW UP class.   #Deborah Tindle  #Deborah Lee Tindle

You misunderstand, get offended, & then expect ME to apologize. Someone slept in & missed GROW UP class. grow up class!

It's not the size of the boat nor the motion in the ocean, it's whether or not the captain can stay in port long enough for all the passengers to get off.

I don't usually pin something like this, but OMG, lol! It's not the size of the boat nor the motion in the ocean, it's whether or not the captain can stay in port long enough for all the passengers to get off.

Choosing the perfect outfit for one night can destroy an entire room.

Funny Confession Ecard: Choosing the perfect outfit for one night can destroy an entire room.

Ax a question!

Just for clarification. Did you say you want to ASK me a question or AX me a question? Because I don't want to die.my mother's biggest pet peeve

Some of lifes best lessons are learned by watching your drunk friends

So true! Having to be sober due to liver problems have so taught drunk people are not funny when your sober. "Most of the time" lol

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

I've always thought that to be the true meaning of the song. Sure he's saying he won't cheat, but he also won't do that.

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