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hahaha, so true or hearing about it everyday
lol @Adriana Argueta this is what people will say for the next 366 days :)
I can't wait for your wedding in that I can't wait for you to stop your facebook countdown to your wedding.
This is the most annoying shit ever ... Wedding rings, cakes, dresses, blah blah blah .... We realize ur excited girls for ur marriage that will last 5 - 10 years max.. but Guess what NO gives a flying fuck! Hahhahaha
Sums up my crazy hectic grade school and graduate assistantship life right now. classes, a research project, a training project, and ga'ing for a class of 275.
Don't text and drive.
Well lets see here considering I have also buried a child because of the neglect of a doctor I guess you're right I am a little bit insensitive
But also considering its posted as a joke I guess I am a rude person and should never have said it so you have a great day miss Kim
I'm sorry for your loss, Thomas. I'm glad you can still find joy and humor in life.
Tyvm in both cases
Omg sooo funny
So cute and innocent looking
I'm going to buy you tons of flowers and jewelry for no reason - until we get married. Then it's all over, and you get to fold my laundry.
My life !
Marriage is the most expensive way a man can get his laundry done for free! LOL
What my husband calls a Domestic Engineer.
I want to say this at work so often.
To that one really pain in the ass teacher
This is the whole point of marriage
I want you to help me finish the box so I have some control!!!
Worked for me haha!
I don't hate you
swear vs honesty
You had a bad day? You poor thing! Did a naked man eat your face off? No? Then shut the fuck up.
I Love You More Than My iPhone Valentine Card. whoa. that's saying A LOT. via @Mashable
Shows the generation gap for sure!
Rebecca Freiburghaus-- Hahaha!
my husband wouldn't believe me.....
Laura Vigen you can get this for joel!! hahaha