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Exactly :)

First day of fall = Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Lattes! Gotta love it. :-) I love pumpkin spice lattes!

Love, nurturing, and dysfunction, plus more funny laughs for moms and dads on the blog!

This Week's Funny Stuff, 3/14

LOL - "I plan to give you love, nurturing, and just enough dysfunction to make you funny." This is totally my parenting plan. Sam will be amazingly funny if Jim and I have anything to do with it.

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National Beer Day, Engagement Announcements, Facebook Status, Ecards, Cheers, Favorite Quotes, E Cards, Email Cards

London Eye - I crossed this off my list in 2005 with one of my best friends in the world.

umbrella by Marco Pece

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Bring on the warmer temperatures! Oh wait. I'm too fat for summer right now.

My birthday... cake Vodka is all I need! :)

Will always accept wine

So much easier

Cross out the word husband and replace with boyfriend, and this is my life!

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: I'm looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I've been tired since

one of my favorite memes-I always turn down the radio when stuff gets real

When you're driving and realize you're lost, so you turn down the music like 'Shhh, Luke Bryan. I can't shake it for you right now, I'm lost'. Not the lost part but the I can't shake it right now lol

AFTER ZUMBA class..... 'WOW! I really hate my WORKOUT!!' Said no one EVER!!!!!

That awkward moment when you realize that you just punished your kid for acting exactly like you. Sorry mini me.

Are you being productive or are you being busy?  What’s the difference?  Well with one you spend a lot of time doing something with no real or documented accomplishment, with the other you spend a lot of time doing something with actual real and documented results.

Are you being productive or are you being busy? What's the difference? Well with one you spend a lot of time doing something with no real or documented ac

Maxi Dresses: Allowing women to look fabulous in the Summer, without having to shave their legs.

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Maxi Dresses: Allowing women to look fabulous in the Summer, without having to shave their legs.

I love you. Except when you snore, then I wanna punch you in the face.

i love you so much, except when you snore and then i just want to punch you in the face. sad but true

If you ever get caught sleeping on the job.. | Funny Pictures, Funny jokes and so much more | Jokideo

If you ever get caught sleeping on the job..

Totally works for a catholic school!

My voicemail msg should say: You know good & well Im not gonna answer...so please hang up and text. I dont do phone calls...

I hate voicemails. And phone calls.

faster than the speed of light

Funny Confession Ecard: Nothing faster than the speed of light. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a photo that makes her look fat. There really is an ecard for that!

Just wait until you get older and your skin looks like leather from too much sun bathing!

Actually, I like being pale. I don't need to look like a worn out leather handbag to feel good about myself. Proud to be pale!

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