Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story? In life, no one helps you once you're fucked! #someecards

true so very true,lol ;)


The Five Symptoms Of Laziness T-Shirt, funny Buy Me Breakfast T-Shirts. #lazy

Hahaaa....oh yes!!

So very true

Gotta keep it classy


Another one for you Ali! And, I have 4 children and they all have to be in different places..... (cracking up!!!)

bahahahah! love it

seriously, I hate those things.

Funny but true.

So true!

lol this is true :P

Bahahahahahahaha!!! that's hilarious!

Soooo true....