Everytime I come to work I immediately begin praying, 'Lord please help me not be a bitch today.'

Everytime I come to work I immediately begin praying, 'Lord please help me not be a bitch today.'

Funny Family Ecard: That moment when your kids are playing quietly in their room. You sneak down the hall, peek in, and accidently make eye contact. You panic and run...they follow.

Funny Family Ecard: That moment when your kids are playing quietly in their room. You sneak down the hall, peek in, and accidently make eye contact. You panic and run...they follow.

musical taste...so true. Especially when it is in shuffle with @Emily Schoenfeld Schoenfeld Hop in the car!

musical taste...so true. Especially when it is in shuffle with @Emily Schoenfeld Schoenfeld Hop in the car!

LOL! Thank you. For all those "moms" who go out every weekend to party. Get out of here.

LOL! Thank you. For all those "moms" who go out every weekend to party. Get out of here.

I don't have a problem with you being my boss. It's the fact that you're a dumb ass that gets paid twice what I do that really pisses me off.

I don't have a problem with you being my boss. It's the fact that you're a dumb ass that gets paid twice what I do that really pisses me off.

My husband has been reported many a time saying, "There's NOTHiNG you guys won't talk about is there?" To which we reply, "No. Why WOULDN'T we talk about periods and then food and then some hot guy that no one can talk to in real life and then Disney?"

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