Explore Someecards, My Life, and more!

Google Image Result for http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/funny-quotes-from-women.jpg

Funny Confession Ecard: I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem. This is me.

And when I hear the crinkle of MY Girl Scout cookie package!

Parenting - children - funny: Screaming no longer fazes me. I now only get up for children at the sound of broken glass or the smell of smoke.

Shoooot

Oh how I wish sarcasm burned calories! I'd be so wonderfully skinny! If being sarcastic burned calories, I'd look like half of an Olsen twin.

The minute I go to use the bathroom, I swear, right away its "MMOOOMMMYYYY!!!!" lol never fails

If the door isn't locked they barge in, and if it is locked they bang on it repeatedly. Wish my kids would knock.

"Make sure you sleep when baby sleeps." Great advice, should I clean when baby cleans and cook when baby cooks too? -------- some ecards. new mom. no shit sherlock. let me find the time.

the worst part of having kids

Funny parenting meme- The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink. SO TRUE - WorkLAD - Banter, Funny Pics, Viral Videos

Funny Family Ecard: Just so you know, the fits you throw now to embarrass me into getting your way will be the same fits I throw when you're a teenager to embarrass you to get my way!

Funny Family Ecard: Just so you know, the fits you throw now to embarrass me into getting your way will be the same fits I throw when you're a teenager to embarrass you to get my way!

Pinterest
Search