I might make one of these for my office. It'll amuse me and, at this point, that's all that matters. :)
When I was in elementary school, my dad tore his calf muscle. It was around Christmas so my uncle came over to put our lights up. My older sister was outside. My uncles ladder fell. Erin went to get dad very calmly. He sensed no hurry and didn't come out for awhile. Meanwhile, my uncle is hanging there for 10 minutes.