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Even I were drinking alone- don't judge me! Momma needs a glass of wine BECAUSE of the kids!

Yeppers

Actually, I want my own game show called What's Wrong With You? WTF is wrong with you would be the bonus round.

DIRTY DANCING QUOTE.... LOVE IT!

Hilarious 😂 Dirty Dancing quote "Nobody puts Baby in the corner" 😁

Fifty

Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey E-Cards

Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey (good thing I havent read it!

If Women Ruled The World..

If Women Ruled The World..

Less stressful than war. If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not speaking to each other.

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This is the truth of the matter: “I’m outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios”. Birthday gift anyone?

I never run with scissors.

I never run with scissors.

So true. I hate running. Unless someone is chasing me with said scissors.

From Exceptional Living

Unfortunately the house usually looks better than me. (just not enough time & my husband is more concerned with the house looking good)

I can tell when some floors need a hug.  I like to sneak up on them and hug them when they least expect it.

I didn't fall. The floor just needed a hug! My friends and I used to say this all the time!

food stamps, welfare, no health insurance-- but have a smart phone! marissamoss

Living well on less-saving money on your cell phone-why a pre-paid plan works for us

aint that the truth! oh and id like to afford a new coach purse like the one she just pulled her food stamps out of

I'd block you, but then I couldn't see all the stupid things you put on Facebook and make fun of you for them.

I honestly feel this way for an uneasy number of people. at the same time, I think an uneasy number of people feel this about me as well

you suck

"If I give you a nice big straw will you go suck the fun out of someone else's day?" Sayings & Quotes

This is so true, but when I'm home, it's a problem too!  Ha ha!!

Cleaning House while the kids are home, is like shoveling snow, while it's still snowing. My house will be clean for when my kids go on vacations.

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