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Una vez que has aceptado tus defectos nadie puede usarlos contra ti...

It's true. Use your flaws as an asset towards success. We just need to have the guts and appreciate what we have even our flaws in life.

I never dreamed I would be a super cool aunt, but here I am killing it!

Super Cool Aunt

I never dreamed I would be a super cool aunt, but here I am killing it! It would look great with some badass pants.

You are only responsible for your own change.  You can't force others to change.

“Consider how hard it is to change yourself and you’ll understand what little chance you have in trying to change others.” —Jacob M.

This is totally perfect...

I'm a good enough person to forgive you, but not stupid enough to trust you again. (I'd be wise to remember this one!

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Cleaning House while the kids are home, is like shoveling snow, while it's still snowing. My house will be clean for when my kids go on vacations.

I'm happily unmarried and even more happily without child. Must mean I'm also getting more awesome!

When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. - Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris), How I Met Your Mother

ha...

This quote was under wisdom and it may be about wisdom but when I read it I thought is was funny. Not laugh out loud funny but interesting in a pondering funny way.

Motherhood... so true

This motherhood quote couldn't be more spot on! "Motherhood- The only place you can experience heaven and hell at the same time".

Love it

Funny Quote: Eveything Happens For A Reason, But Sometimes The Reason Is That You’re Stupid And You Make Bad Decision - Funny Quotes

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