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And leave them on the counter, lined up, so I can count how many drinks of water you had before I gave up and put them in the dishwasher.

They make me so proud!!!

Funny Family Ecard: That moment when you realize your children have your twisted sense of humor. And you don't know whether to be proud or scared. I hope so haha

Pug pug pug!

Oh, I pray for this every time that I have to return any phone call.HATE talking on the phone, I wish the world text!


"Wanna freak out your neighbors? Name your wifi 'FBI Surveillance Van + YOUR ECARDS + funny + humor + laugh + lol