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Haha, so true! Girls: "I like to hang out with guys cause there is less drama." Me: "I like to hang out by myself cause there is NO drama & I don't have to wear pants"

I know I'm going to be best friends with someone when they tell me that they hate people.

I hate it when people tell me swearing isn't necessary. I'm fucking vulgar, not stupid; I know it isn't fucking necessary! #ecards

SellfishCatfrom SellfishCat

For fuck's sake... I can't handle the amount of stupid that's presenting itself to me today

For f**k's sake, I can't handle the amount of stupid that's presenting itself to me today.

Dobradorfrom Dobrador

My day requires pants

I hate days that require pants.

I hope your recent bout of happiness doesn't ruin our perfectly good, mutually beneficial relationship built on complaining.

Sometimes, even I can't tell if I'm being sarcastic or if I'm really just a bitch.... Story of my life

Funny Breakup Ecard: It isn't you, its me. I was given unrealistic expectations by my parents and Disney. Ha!