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Jack Handey quotes
Things that make me smile!
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy. Heehee!
Funny Deep Thought People Like Slinkies Quote
That was deep. It made me think of bailey and how there was a three in the sky on his funeral day...
I HAD A STAPLER WITH A MAG IN IT AT MY DESK JOB. I FELT LIKE A BADASS. LOOK OUT INSURANCE QUOTES. IMMA STAPLE YOU!!!!
You think you're smart until you try to turn on someone else's shower.
There are two kinds of people in the world. (I think I'm the second type. The weird one.)
And then I laugh at myself haha
True. Sad, but very true! LOL
This is what my boy Ripley would do! He has chewed window and door frames and ripped down curtains!
"How would you make marriage work?" "Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck".
My exact thoughts on 99% of the stuff I see on here. And I love that sound bite ain't nobody got time for that!!
A recovery from narcissistic sociopath relationship abuse
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Lol I do this all the time l!! Or I txt my own number and put mom as the contact name