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hahaha. by jeannie

I know some ppl like this. Lemme catch one of them trying to roast marshmallows on my fire. I'll give them a BIG HUG so we can roast together.

Tom always makes fun of me for hiding everything but my eyes under a blanket when we watch scary movies! Hahaha! :)

Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna kill- ahh damn! She's under a blanket.

"There's a chance this is vodka" water bottle

Hahahahah this is the most awesome water bottle I've ever seen! I want to go to the gym with it!

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'be yourself' is about the worst advice you can give to some people . lol sad but true!

I can’t clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find – Why can’t i clean my room .. Funny !

I can’t clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find – Why can’t i clean my room . Sounds so familiar to me.

That's my walking style ;)

I don't fall. I attack the floor! Whether it's backwards, sideways, or head on, I don't fall. I never fall. I surprise attack the floor!

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Yes officer, I did see the speed limit sign, I just didn't see you. -Story of my life!

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