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Free, Family Ecard: "Mom, we're bored!" Why don't you kids go play the Hunger Games...I'll see one of you later.

Amen - I'm sorry, call me old-fashioned, but I think shorts should be longer than your vagina.

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!" This sounds like my husband, not me.