I always worry about the safety of my children.  Especially the daughter who is talking back to me right now.

I always worry about the safety of my children. Especially the daughter who is talking back to me right now.

It's not the size of the ship nor the motion of the ocean...it's whether the captain stays in port long enough for all the passengers to get off.

It's not the size of the ship nor the motion of the ocean...it's whether the captain stays in port long enough for all the passengers to get off.

Sometimes, when dealing   with people, you can't   help but stop and think,   Yup, I'm about to get   my first assault charge!

Sometimes, when dealing with people, you can't help but stop and think, Yup, I'm about to get my first assault charge!

If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!" This sounds like my husband, not me.

What I love most about our friendship is that it's based soley on innapropriate conversations that no sane person should have. Ever.

What I love most about our friendship is that it's based soley on innapropriate conversations that no sane person should have. Ever.

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