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Really beautiful sound...

Really beautiful sound...

Finally! Since you're no longer addressing me or your own blood on your drama filled page anymore, maybe you can address me to my face when you come to me since you like to start shit! I like to finish. So, please let me know when you are ready sweet pea

cannot stop laughing. Sorry if this offends, but I can't pretend I don't think it's hilarious! this is what you should have said to your boss when he was talking to you about his teeny weenie!

Seriously is there a secret school for managers that teaches them to be batshit crazy and mean?

Seriously is there a secret school for managers that teaches them to be batshit crazy and mean?

Some day if I have Alzheimer's I may believe I am Jesus and I will forgive you, but I am still a woman and I will never forget.

Some day if I have Alzheimer's I may believe I am Jesus and I will forgive you, but I am still a woman and I will never forget.

That happy place is needed often with a "Terrible" 2 year old

That happy place is needed often with a "Terrible" 2 year old

Those stupid ninja cars are the worst >.< you know, the ones that hide from you until you're about to turn into the spot...

Maryland woman allegedly rammed two people with car over parking spot dispute

Those stupid ninja cars are the worst >.< you know, the ones that hide from you until you're about to turn into the spot...

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!" This sounds like my husband, not me.

Exactly! Totally true but I'm braver than that! I can handle it moving 2.5 centimeters! Haha, ok that's a lie. If it breathes or twitches I'm out of there!

Exactly! Totally true but I'm braver than that! I can handle it moving 2.5 centimeters! Haha, ok that's a lie. If it breathes or twitches I'm out of there!