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Spongebob Squarepants Quotes of pure AWESOMENESS! Is it bad that I read every one of these in the voice of the character who said them and remembered every episode that each quote came from?

My favorite was when Patrick got conked on the head by a pipe wrench, then yelled, "Where's the leak, ma'am?".

Patrick: *hand raised* Is mayonnaise an instrument? Squidward: No patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. Patrick: *raises hand again* Squidward: Horseradish is not an instrument either.