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I'm so sorry. It seems you are suffering from SLAS. Oh, that's Stupid Lazy Asshole Syndrome. The only known cure is surgical removal of your head from your ass.

I'm so sorry. It seems you are suffering from SLAS. Oh, that's Stupid Lazy Asshole Syndrome. The only known cure is surgical removal of your head from your ass.-how I feel about my roommate!

I do not RESPECT your Stupidity.  I think you're a joke period. but you're a muse.

I know I should respect your opinion but I find that difficult because you're a fucking idiot. I hate when ignorant people have an opinion about something they know absolutely NOTHING about!

Funny Apology Ecard: I do not spew profanities. I take my time and ennunciate them properly. After all, I'm a fucking lady.

I can't really say this is true as I DO tend to spew profanities, but I am still a lady. I just think it's funny.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: You really can't fix stupid. You sure as hell can laugh at it, though.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: You really can't fix stupid. You sure as hell can laugh at it, though. Some people will never learn

My patience is wearing thin. And by 'wearing thin' I mean you are one smart-ass comment away from being bitch slapped so hard Google won'.

I need to remember this to tell my son and a few other people that come to mind!

Blame Shifting Tactic

Blame Shifting Tactic

Sure, you'll go tell everyone that I was crazy, but you'll forget to tell them the part about you being an ass.They always forget that part.yeah, a little pp always makes an ass

"In my head, every sentence I say to you ends in 'Jack Ass'."

In my head, every sentence I say to you ends in 'Jack Ass'. Jack Ass (see?

Omfg!!

Summer has snuck up once again on me and my giant ass. (But seriously tho) Oh this is so true.

Funny Confession Ecard: I am not lazy. I just take a lot of horizontal life pauses.

I wish I could take naps in the middle of the day and sleep during a long car ride but I can't.

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