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Marshall: "Train me, Red bird. Teach me speed." Red bird: "No. I retired long ago."  Marshall: Darn. I really wanted to slap Barney Stinson."  Red bird: "This is to slap Barney Stinson? Yeah. Ok. I'll totally teach you."

Marshall: "Train me, Red bird. Teach me speed." Red bird: "No. I retired long ago." Marshall: Darn. I really wanted to slap Barney Stinson." Red bird: "This is to slap Barney Stinson? Yeah. Ok. I'll totally teach you."

"Assert your dominance over women? What is your problem??? You have a mother!"

"Assert your dominance over women? What is your problem??? You have a mother!"

I've got you I don't have have to wait for it anymore. - Barney   I'm just going to say it. He is the Dad telling the story all along. I'm calling it!

I've got you I don't have have to wait for it anymore. - Barney I'm just going to say it. He is the Dad telling the story all along. I'm calling it!

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