I like this but it annoys me... I'm not hysterical. I'm not hilarious either. What I am is hilariously funny. (Maybe.) :)
I didn't realize that we had someone following our family...
Sarcasm is my first language
You know that little thing inside your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn't? Yeah, I don't have one of those.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom . . . until they're flashing behind you.
It'll make you SmiLe
You find it offensive? I find it funny. That's why I'm happier than you.
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eCards -- heh
You are about to exceed the limits of my medication!
I'm really sick and tired of food having calories.