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I like this but it annoys me... I'm not hysterical. I'm not hilarious either. What I am is hilariously funny. (Maybe.) :)

You know that little thing inside your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn't? Yeah, I don't have one of those.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom . . . until they're flashing behind you.