"If I stop my car to let you walk across the street, I better see some hustle!" This is one of my pet peeves because I intentionally try to avoid making cars stop for me, by slowing down or fidgeting with something in my purse, so they will pass and I can cross when they are gone. If I do have to cross, I try to have the courtesy to hurry across. Laughing, Will Ferrell Funny, Will Ferrell Parodi, Chest Bitch, So True, Funny Stuff, Funny Quotes, Funnies, True Stories
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Us in 40 years...
Us in 30 years.
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Your baseball pants are way too tight. Said no girl ever. ~~Baseball players are fuckin hot.
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Gotta love my baseball boy
Haha...and it's true!
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My car clock is 6 minutes fast...talk about math skills lol
So funny but yet so true
Story of my life. I hate when my husband messes with the clock on the dash in my car lol.
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Does running late count as exercise?
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Lol! So True!! Let this be a lesson to all men!
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True story bro
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Screw your portion size.....
Yup...no bueno but so true.
You don't know my life. You don't know what I've been through.
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It's so true!
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Profile pic vs tagged photo. So true.
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Funny stuff! So true though :)
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Bahahaha so true. story of my life
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I put this under funny stuff, but it's actually true.
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I know!!! And men should consider it part if their job too. Not just "help" the woman do her job. I'm lucky my husband is so awesome.
Not so funny but true lol
So sad that it is true! My life!
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I Have Mixed Drinks About Feelings – Thug Life Shirts, kind of funny...
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So wrong. But made me giggle.
Is there anyone who likes a flat booty?!
Ha! Deal With it skinny girls! >:D
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For real though
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HAHAHA so true! Story of my life
When I try on bathing suits-- Truth! Lol!
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Mine and my husbands relationship. Lol
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Ahh the married life
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Bahaha! True Story.
I had an ex that used to say this all the time and I never understood how it was possible?! I wake up thinking about What Im gonna eat for lunch! Lol more funny pics on facebook: https://www.facebook.com/yourfunnypics101
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Kids love farting...shocked my dad didn't do this to me as a kid
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I almost shit myself laughing so hard.
I can't stop laughing about this text either!
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Brain Fart Quote
Aphasia humor anyone?
The Fog...lol ain't that the truth
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I need this shirt!
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Change sweat pants to yoga pants and it's mine
Messy hair and sweat pants... My life
My weekend life in t shirt form!
My life motto
The sad, sparse size 9 clearance rack at DSW is just the beginning.
I would like this so much more if it was actually written by a TALL woman! The quote "The sad, sparse size 9 clearance rack at DSW is just the beginning." she doesn't quite get it, however, still funny and true... so I pinned it.
I need this shirt
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