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Hahahaahahah. I think mom used to say to us on those rare mornings she'd wake us up early just to piss us off, "this is for all those late nights and early mornings as babies, kid!" Hated it. Laughed then. Laughing now.

Couldnt be more true! - Click image to find more Humor Pinterest pins

Couldnt be more true! - Click image to find more Humor Pinterest pins

It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcoholism and diabetes.

Life is a Constant Battle

It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcoholism and diabetes.

When my kids grow up, I’m going to their house to break their stuff, eat all their food, make a huge mess, say I’m bored & leave! Oh, yeah!!!

When my kids grow up, I’m going to their house to break their stuff, eat all their food, make a huge mess, say I’m bored & leave! Oh, yeah!!!

Funny Confession Ecard: We are sisters. If I am mad at someone, you are mad at them too. End of story.

Funny Confession Ecard: We are sisters. If I am mad at someone, you are mad at them too. End of story.

Mom: The amazing ability to hear a sneeze through closed doors, in the middle of the night, 3 bedrooms away...while daddy snores next to you.

Mom: The amazing ability to hear a sneeze through closed doors, in the middle of the night, 3 bedrooms away...while daddy snores next to you.

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