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Today's modern woman * Clean house * Healthy dinner on the table (at dinnertime) * Fit, trim & well-groomed * Works full time * Laundry done & put away * Great sex life * . pick any two

I used to never let Pay in our bed, but has become much more common on the weekends when she wants 'mommy's bed'.....

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I like laying out by the pool too, but I usually have a drink in my hand.

I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios! Lol -- if patios said PORCHES this would be perfect for the BU Music dept! Porch parties -- I miss them!

we should probably get cards made up that say this, @Kinneret Suberri

sorry random people who take my money at the grocery store for these days. It's my problem not yours. and I can admit that because today is not one of those days.

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Mornings_nap_"I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says "Haha good one!" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap."_Seriously, I have had a few of these; and I do laugh.

... Or give it to your mother. She knows how to do it.

Washing instructions Clothes Label says Or give it to your mother She knows how to do it. washing clothes in college away form mom,

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Relationship Status lol soooo true esp when you go from single to engaged people! thats not a relationship

No kids vs kids

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