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  • Leslie Kent

    "Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall butt, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, and the arms of Michelle Obama. The only person close to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling. - Tina Fey" I love her #TinaFey

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If you know 30 Rock and you know me, I am for sure Liz Lemon.

“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.” -Tina Fey

“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.” -Tina Fey.

Tina Fey: “And from that day forward, women embraced their diversity and realized that all shapes and sizes are beautiful. Ah ha ha. No. I’m totally messing with you. All Beyonce and JLo have done is add to the laundry list of attributes women must have to qualify as beautiful. Now every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.” -Tina Fey.

“AND FROM THAT DAY FORWARD, WOMEN EMBRACED THEIR DIVERSITY AND REALIZED THAT ALL SHAPES AND SIZES ARE BEAUTIFUL. AH HA HA. NO. I’M TOTALLY MESSING WITH YOU. ALL BEYONCE AND JLO HAVE DONE IS ADD TO THE LAUNDRY LIST OF ATTRIBUTES WOMEN MUST HAVE TO QUALIFY AS BEAUTIFUL. NOW EVERY GIRL IS EXPECTED TO HAVE CAUCASIAN BLUE EYES, FULL SPANISH LIPS, A CLASSIC BUTTON NOSE, HAIRLESS ASIAN SKIN WITH A CALIFORNIA TAN, A JAMAICAN DANCE HALL ASS, LONG SWEDISH LEGS, SMALL JAPANESE FEET, THE ABS OF A LESBIAN GYM OWNER, THE HIPS OF A NINE-YEAR-OLD BOY, THE ARMS OF MICHELLE OBAMA, AND DOLL TITS. THE PERSON CLOSEST TO ACTUALLY ACHIEVING THIS LOOK IS KIM KARDASHIAN, WHO, AS WE KNOW, WAS MADE BY RUSSIAN SCIENTISTS TO SABOTAGE OUR ATHLETES.” -TINA FEY. what a fucking rockstar.

"And from that day forward, women embraced their diversity and realized that all shapes and sizes are beautiful. AH HA HA. No. I’m totally messing with you. All Beyonce and JLo have done is add to the laundry list of attributes women must have to qualify as beautiful. Now every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes." -Tiny Fey #Feminism #TinaFey

I was literally thinking this yesterday...seriously y'all, this is getting ridiculous!

I've always said humor is indicative of intelligence. It's why I have issues with amazingly overused jokes about bodily functions, I find it insulting to my intellect. I'm capable of finding humor in SO much more. - Taelor

Who cares?! Love it...you can be beautiful no matter what you look like or what you wear. True Beauty comes from within. It is all about how you feel, your confidence, your heart, and your outlook. If you are sour on the inside it will pour out through you in your outside appearance and actions. But if you are sweet it makes you the most desired thing around!

I think every girl can connect with this

If I could choose any two people in this world to be friends with, it would be Tina Fey & Amy Poehler