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Why cant a tryanosauras clap? Its extinct. What do you call an elephant in a phonebooth? Stuck. What do you call a blind dinosaur? A Doyouthinkhesawus. What do you call a dinosaur that does not take a bath? A Stink-o-Saurus. Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
And from one of the commenters (very funny) How did cookie monster feel after eating a whole box of cookies in bed? Pretty crummy! 2 monsters are eating a clown, one monster turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" What has 4 wheels and flies? A garbage truck