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Sometimes, the amount of self-control it takes to not say what's on my mind is so immense I need a nap afterward.I do occasionally practice self control!

Sometimes I write down tasks after I've done them just to get the satisfaction of crossing them off my list.

I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

How about the moment when you punish your kids and realize you sound exactly like your mom! Scary!!

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That awkward moment when you realize that you just punished your kid for acting exactly like you. Sorry mini me.

Rubbermaid works well for this, too.

Funny Confession Ecard: Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day. this is our family in an ecard.

Oh yes.. way to much drama people! BE HAPPY!

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So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.

Lmao! Sounds bout right...

Ever had a job where you had no previous experience, no training, you couldn’t quit, and people’s lives were at stake? That’s parenting. -Laughing Through Motherhood - meadoria

I'm hysterical and brilliant, but not a size 2...God had to be fair.

Funny, smart, and tits & ass? Well yeah, someone has to be perfect -k

Exactly when I was thinking today

and that is why this non-morning-person, whose last job started at 11 AM, now happily, joyfully gets up at 6 AM every day .

You can't get it perfect every time. Everyone's learning as they go!

Good Judgment comes from Experience and experience, ~ well that comes from poor Judgement. " Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

You don't know me.

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: screw you recommended serving size.

Too many people are walking around unmedicated, unsupervised, and affecting my life.

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E-card: Too many people are walking around unmedicated, unsupervised and affecting my life

Dear Lord, Thank you for my sick sense of humor and ...

Dear Lord, Thank you for my sick sense of humor and sarcasm←. I feel bad every time I laugh. Sort of. typo on card ☹←

I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

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