I got one thing over those skinny pretty tan girls ! well... two. - So my life.

Big Boob Problem #69851 Paying $80 for a bra that doesn't have the courtesy to be pretty, lacy or remotely sexy.

You know, there is quite a bit of truth in this. If we spent less time being offended and more time enjoying life we would be much happier.

Sometimes I think, Screw this... Ill just be a stripper! Then I remember Im fat... and cant dance.

There is some truth in that

eCards - I'm not shy. I'm just very good at figuring out who's worth talking to. Most of you aren't.

Funny

When I get old, I'm not going to sit around knitting. I'm going to be clicking my Life Alert button to see how many hot firefighters show up!

Lol

SO TRUE!

Ummm..yeah..but atleast we're funny ;)

pretty much!

Happens when some old memories come up..hah

TRUTH.

Someone said to me, 'You're hard on your kids.' Yeah, that's why they aren't little assholes. | See more about one day and people.

god, so true.

So true!

so true :)

SO true.

MADE ME LAUGH!

This is how I feel when dealing with the public at work. You know all the jokes that are made about Wal-Mart and some of the people who shop there? They are ALL true. It's hard to be nice when you deal with some questionable people.