Ummm I don't know what you're talking about. She said nothing about last night...but you can text her babe. I love you :) Funny Quotes On Motherhood, Funny Ecards About Life, Working Mom Quote, Family Quotes Funny, Family Funny Quotes, Ecards Funny Kids, Work Ecards Funny, Mothers Quotes Funny, Ecards Kids
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So true!! Hahahahaha
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So, you know I love my husband. This really did make me laugh though, because there is some truth to it.
Mandy...saw this and thought of you!!! This was written for me no doubt!!!!
Not my exact words but the thought is along the same lines...
LOL!!! This is so funny! One of the best ones I've seen!
Honey do list
Haha so true
oh HELL YES
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Unfortunately, the story of my life. Which is why you sometimes have to delete people out of your life! :)
I'm tired of being the better person. One day I'd like to be the bitch that they claim I am.
I know this is wrong...but it kinda makes me giggle...
Story of my life-- I am just TOO nice sometimes--
Hahaha YES!!! You read my mind again, ecards!
I'm tired of being the better person...
SWEET JESUS.... THIS IS MY LIFE!!!!!
Haha!!! So true, some have no idea!
Seriously....... I'm tired of it
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Kids playing quietly, so you sneak in an accidentally make eye contact. You panic and run .. they follow. My baby does this and he's 1!
that moment when your kids are playing quietly in their room. you sneak down the hall, peek in, and accidently make eye contact. you panic and run...they follow
Doesn't even have to be eye contact. Just breathing in their general direction...
That moment when your kids are playing quietly in their room... :)
Ha!!!! In my case our old floor creeks!! haha so funny
lmao..... I do the same with my dogs! haha
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Ha!!!! My life!
Couldnt be more true!
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To my children who like to argue with me: Where do you think you got your attitude and stubbornness from? GIVE UP! I have decades more experience than you!
To my children who like to argue, give up! I've got way more experience than you.
funny but "my" children are my students (still applies tho). Lol
haha my poor (way) future children don't even stand a chance
I feel so bad for my future children... lol!
To my children who like to argue with me...
I need to remind my children of this.
This will be my children, haha.
to my children
Haha so true
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Well...not really quite 30 but Funny and and OH so true!!!
This is so funny and Oh So True!!!
Funny and and OH so true about 30!
funny cuz it's so true!
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Yep,I'm old. #sotrue
funny. and the truth
I laugh everytime!
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Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos. So true!
So true! Cleaning with kids in the house makes me want to eat a bag of oreos!
Truth! LOL #funny #kids #parenthood #someecards #Oreo
Cleaning house with kids #FUNNY #LAUGHS
So true! Got the giggles from this one
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Happy Mothers Day! So funny and sadly, very true.
Kids, this is true. Be nice and call your mom
Haha love you mom.
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Funny, but true! Here's to raising kids that will NOT grow up like this!
I pinned this to my "funny" board, but it's not really funny, huh?
This one is not really funny to me....it's more scary actually.
Here's to raising kids that will NOT grow up like this!
Not really funny, but true.
Be afraid. Funny, but true.
Seriously. Funny but true.
Funny but true. And sad.
Not so funny, but true
Oliver Gal 'The Time' Wall Art available at #Nordstrom Great point! I'd buy this.
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HELLO Oliver Gal 'The Time' Wall Art available at #Nordstrom Great point! I'd buy this.THIS IS A JOHN LENNON QUOTE FYI!!!!
The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. Thank goodness. My procrastination is for the greater good of my being
This should be on my grave stone!!!! Take a look at this 'The Time You Enjoy' Wall Art Print by Oliver Gal on #zulily today!
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Hang this artful canvas print above your living room seating group to create a stylish conversation space, or display it in the foyer for eye-catching appeal. Crafted in the USA, this charming design showcases an inspirational script motif. Product: Canvas printConstruction Material: Fine art canvas and woodFeatures: Includes a certificate of authenticity by the artistMade in the USAReady to hang Cleaning and Care: Dust lightly using a soft, clean, lint-free cotton cloth
Take a look at this 'The Time You Enjoy' Wall Art Print by Oliver Gal on #zulily today!
The tine you enjoy waiting is not wasted time. #quote
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Love of a mother #single mother
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My mother, Lorraine, taught me what love is. I love you mom and don't know what I would do without your example.
"so much of what we know about LOVE, we learn from our mother'' ( I'm 66 yrs. Old...I Still miss my mom and I think about her everyday!!! Love you Mom,,,
"So much of what we know about love, we learn from our mother'' @Joan Fisher
I know this is late, but Happy Mother's Day! This is definitely true.
AMEN. Love you mom!
LOVE MY MOM & MIL
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happy thoughts http://www.positivewordsthatstartwith.com/ Image detail for -Nice Quotes for life | Positive Thinking - Inspirational Quotes ... Great advice lol
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i give it over to you | don t you love this quote its so true your mind has a way of going ...
Don't over think. Don't stress. Thoughts become things. #truth #quotes #quoteoftheday
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Truth! I need to apply this more in my life. :-) | Inspirational Quotes
I need to remember this quote for every second of my life. lol
Calm quotes inspirational so true
Quotes and thoughts to live by
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LOL So true! Grass Looks Greener, But it's just a Bunch of B***S*** =) In the end you just have to laugh it off & move on.
Funny Encouragement Ecard: If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it's fertilized with bullshit.
So true http://media-cache3.pinterest.com/upload/197243658650060020_KoQeHhx3_f.jpg sdgreen7 funny stuff hahhahahahaha
If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it's fertilized with bullshit // Funny, yet oh so true ...
hilarious More Laughing, Remember This, Quote, Truths, Funny Stuff, So True, Ecards, E Cards, True Stories Yep. Till your own pasture and dont worry about anyone elses. ~Susan Harrow #inspiration #quote #truth #productivity Thanks Christine for this one and many more. So true and true stories for a lot of people I know. Funny quote, funny, quote, funny pic, ecard Best ecard so far... and so true! I laughed. Because its always so true! I need to remember this! So true http://media-cache3.pint...
I normally try not to repin crude things but this is so true and so funny
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The truth about greener grass #ecard #funny
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Mom: The amazing ability to hear a sneeze through closed doors, in the middle of the night, 3 bedrooms away...while daddy snores next to you.
We moms have super powers, this is just one of them
Super powers!! Seriously, every night!
It's a super power (or a super curse)!
Another super power we moms have...
Super mom powers!! Seriously.
another super power
"mom ears" hahaha
I do this all the time.
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That awkward moment when you realize you just punished your kid for acting exactly like you. #quote
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Ohhhhh Christ. Punching is excessive, all the other stuff, on point.
I don't have kids yet, but this made me laugh! :)
Awkward Moment - love this FUNNY!
So true. More true than funny.
Haha so true!!!! Poor kid.
The not so funny truth.
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made me laugh b/c it's so true!! I do this to my kids b/c it's a lot easier and works a lot better :)
Works great with stranger's kids who misbehave in a store away from their parents. You know the kind. They figure mom can't see them and no one else us going to dare to say anything. Until I come along.
This does work!! 😜 Yelling does not work! Kids and all people turn off their listening when you start to yell/scream at them. It's called abuse. TG Parenting is never easy.
Parenting. I asked my kids one day to start whispering when I found them whining for things because my ears hurt and I could not hear what they wanted.. It really worked for me and they stopped whining! Amazing! ( bend over and ask them to please whisper like this with their big girl or boy voice so you can hear what they are saying) It works!
LOL... Can't stand parents who yell at their kids! Great alternative perspective! So funny...
How to be a good parent. So true and funny at the same time!!!
Parenting funny! Does this work?
Funny stuff and so true!
Haha! Kinda true
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My first instinct when I see an animal is to say "hello!" My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away ;) | eCards
Can you be anymore spot on? This may be funny but there's some sad truth to it. Humans are friendlier to animals that to their own kind. This should serve as a wake up call to make us people more into humans and be friendlier. What would a "hi or hello" do but good right? (I hope everytime)
My first instinct when I see an animal is to say "hello". But when i see a person i avoid eye contact and hope it goes away. LOL, not always true, but funny!
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Yupp! I laughed so hard cause its so true!
#ecard #funny #hello #animal #vs #person
So true! LOL
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We can put up inspiration and funny mother quotes in different sizes for the home and family prep night.
Ecard Laundry sucks