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Funny Reminders Ecard: I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments and sheer lack of common decency, that you and I could be best friends in no time.

real friends don't get offended when you insult them. they smile and call you something even more offensive. Me with most of my friends.

Wouldn't it be SO great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free ...and three sizes smaller? | Confession Ecard

Listen bitch, I'm being as polite as I possibly can. Hate being stuck on the phone with customer service !

You are about one smart ass comment away from being my co-star on an episode of SNAPPED | Thinking Of You Ecard

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: You are about one smart ass comment away from being my co-star on an episode of SNAPPED.

Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But I'm on bath salts, and your face looks tasty!

the lesbian couple that live a block or two over who have the landscaping that i love - one of their cars is COVERED in bumper stickers.so so funny! one of us is going to need to buy an electric car and get a bunch of bumper stickers.

funny pictures - funny quotes - I just ran my first marathon this morning

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

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