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Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: True friends do not judge each other, they judge other people together.

Lol!  Too funny!

Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a douche bag in tin foil. So true.

Middle school girls probably think this all the time! I know teachers do!

A guy I work with sprays Axe Body Spray all over himself after every break to "cover up" the smell of cigarette smoke. He continues to smell like smoke and now also smells of nasty Axe Body Spray.

Running is not my strength

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

E-cards - Always get it exactly right! This could be the story of my life..

I know for a fact I've said this to you, Katie. But that you totally got it only made us better friends. Haha I didn't write this caption but it might be true.

Maybe people would stop thinking you're such a bitch if you stopped being such a bitch

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I know you're my best friend because I'd shank a bitch for you.

Damn I thought I could munch my way to those rock hard abs

I hate it when you open the fridge and can't find what you were looking for. Like happiness and perfect abs. Come on, fridge!

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