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12 Funny Quotes for Today

I especially like what I call "The 5 minute slap". You sarcastically call somebody out, and they don't understand it for 5 or more minutes...then when they finally do, they go, "hey, wait a minute!", but it's long over by then…!!

I need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me anymore. story of my lifeeee

28 Funny Pictures to Nerd Out On

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19 Reasons Socializing Is Not For You

I'm not anti-social, I'm selectively social. It's just that my standards are very high and most people just don't make the cut.

My taste in music ranges from "you need to listen to this" to "I know, please do not judge me."