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I may be taking the high road on the outside, but inwardly, I'm wishing I could punch you in the face and slash your tires.

I may be taking the high road on the outside, but inwardly, I'm wishing I could punch you in the face and slash your tires.

I'm not an astronomer, but i'm pretty sure that the earth revolves around the sun and not you.

I'm not an astronomer, but i'm pretty sure that the earth revolves around the sun and not you.

'Protesting Vegans' Funny Vegetables w/ Protest Signs Against Vegans - Vinyl Sticker

'Protesting Vegans' Funny Vegetables w/ Protest Signs Against Vegans - Vinyl Sticker

'Protesting Vegans' Funny Vegetables w/ Protest Signs Against Vegans - Vinyl Print Poster

Sometimes I hate when people give me encouragement. I feel like saying "Shut up I know I can do it, I just don't want to"

Sometimes I hate when people give me encouragement. I feel like saying "Shut up I know I can do it, I just don't want to"

I hope the bus you threw me under swerves to hit you on the sidewalk. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

I hope the bus you threw me under swerves to hit you on the sidewalk. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

"You flipped the bitch switch, so buckle up and enjoy the ride asshole."

"You flipped the bitch switch, so buckle up and enjoy the ride asshole."

You obviously don't know me very well if you think for one damn moment that I'm going to put up with your bullshit.

You obviously don't know me very well if you think for one damn moment that I'm going to put up with your bullshit.

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