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Sometimes I write down tasks after I've done them, just to get the satisfaction of crossing them off my list.

Lowering the music when looking for a street address so I can see better. < busted

Well crap.

I'm trying to go through life without looking stupid.......it's not working out so well

Funny Baby Ecard: You know how when you're in the bathroom for half an hour and nobody bothers you? Yeah, I don't...I'm not a Dad...

Brain at 3 AM: lemme offer you a selection of the catchiest song lyrics from the past 30 years Me: no we need to sleep Brain: ..... YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND