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Just because I appear to believe your BS, doesn't mean I'm as stupid as you think I am. I'm just laughing inside and waiting to see what else you come up with.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I love everyone. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid and some I would love to punch in the face.

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I'm Not Sure How Many Problems I Have

I'm A Lady with the Vocabulary of a Well Educated Sailor.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate it when people say 'She's really nice once you get to know her.' They might as well say 'She's a bitch but you'll get used to it.' --reminds me of someone I used to work with!

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I couldn't help but notice...

I couldn't help but notice that I'm much better looking than all of your ex-girlfriends.

Thank you for updating Facebook again with what you ate for dinner... The suspense was killing me. ( I love the piano... Too funny)